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    Post by Admin Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:27 am

    There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of
    being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If
    you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you
    shouldn't have a fairly good time.
    - Edith Wharton
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    Post by spartman Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:42 am

    If it has tits or tires, your going to have problems with it.

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    Post by wt4speed Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:59 am

    Anything that bleeds like hell for 7 days and don't die, is gonna be tough to deal with.

    my Grandad Toler
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    Post by wt4speed Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:01 am

    One more

    "Anyone can go 1st class, it just cost a little more, and some cain't stay quite as long"

    Butch Bargsley (me pops, RIP "Fat Boy")
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    Post by wt4speed Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:15 am

    spartman wrote:If it has tits or tires, your going to have problems with it.

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    me pops had another version of this one..."If ya gotta fuel it, fix it, feed it or fuk it... ya really don't need it." and he would usually follow it with " Just remember son , she(thinks) she controls half the money and all the pu$$y.
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    Post by AlleyCat Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:47 am

    " The phuckin your getting isn't worth the phuckin your gonna get".


    " It only costs a few more bucks to go first class than half assed".
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    Post by spartman Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:06 pm

    Heres one my dad told me.

    Nice is nice, but nice costs.

    another one he said

    If the dog hadn't stopped to take a shit he might have caught the rabbit.
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    Post by spartman Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:16 pm

    Heres one I hear too.

    Wanna know the difference between being involved in something vs being committed?

    Take a look at a plate of bacon and eggs. The chicken was merely involved while the pig was committed.
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    Post by Admin Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:10 am

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    natural rhythm of human life is routine punctuated by orgies.

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    Post by hardtailjohn Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:04 pm

    Wooden legs aren't necessarily heriditary........but wooden heads can be!! sage advice--add yours Fresse Ben Franklin
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    Post by Admin Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:11 am

    from apocalypse now-redux

    "charlie don't surf"
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    Post by AlleyCat Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:16 pm

    " Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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    Post by Admin Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:07 am

    'Seeing what's at the end of one's nose requires constant effort'.
    George Orwell.
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    Post by willowbilly3 Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:23 pm

    It's no sin to be stupid but some people abuse it.
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    Post by AlleyCat Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:36 pm

    " The wonderful age has come and lit, I'm too tired to work and to poor to quit". author unknown.
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    Post by spartman Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:47 am

    Sometimes its just best to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid instead of opening it and removing all doubt.
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    Post by spartman Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:46 am

    Here is one I thought would fit.

    Arguing on the internet with someone is like being in the special olympics.

    Even if you win, your still retarded.
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    Post by Trukcrazy Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:12 am

    This is one that I have suffered from my whole life. Not a direct quote, but my version of it.

    "Be careful what you ask for as you will generally get it."
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    Post by spartman Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:58 am

    The problem with the world is stupid people.
    I'm not advocating capital punishment for stupid people.
    I'm just suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem solve itself.
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    Post by Trukcrazy Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:59 am

    "Just when you think you have it bad, remember that you could be in Nigeria."
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    Post by Admin Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:30 pm

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    Post by rdglxie1 Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:38 pm

    Reckon I'll have to grow some before I can match all you deep thinkers, but I'll throw one out that jd will probably remember...

    'A mind, like a home, is filled by its owner. So if your life is cold and bare, you have none to blame but yourself. You have a choice of some pretty elegant furnishings'

    Louis L'amour

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    Post by CJ,s 67 F100 Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:53 pm


    When you find yourself in a hole, Stop digging

    Best way to find dog sh*t in the yard is to go barefooted

    Best time to leave home is when she has a gun and PMS

    This little bird was lazy and tired of flying south every winter

    So he got to thinking

    If all the other little birds go south, I should have enough food to get by till spring

    So all the other birds flew south and life was good

    Come February right in the middle of a big ice storm he ran out of food

    Well heck I gotta do it. I gotta fly south, I'm starving

    He flew and flew and flew and then it happened

    His wings froze up and he crash landed in a race horse farm in Kentucky

    He landed on a little hay so it didnt kill him

    Well that wasn't so bad he thought

    About that time a race horse came by and took a big race horse sh*t on him

    Well this is bad he thought, First I nearly starve, then I freeze up and crash land

    and now This race horse sh*ts on me

    Then he notices he race horse sh*t is thawing him out and he is warm again

    He gets so excited that he sticks his head out the top of the race horse sh*t

    and starts singing

    A cat sleeping in the barn hears him singing and climbs now and digs him out

    and eats him

    3 morals to this story

    1. Everyone that shits on you is not your enemy

    2. When you have been sh*t on, don't sing about it

    3. Everyone that gets you out of a pile of sh*t is not always your friend Very Happy
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    Post by CJ,s 67 F100 Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:01 pm



    Know the difference between Stand up and shut up

    You never win an argument with your wife, you might think you did laying on the couch, alone thinking back over it.

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