When you find yourself in a hole, Stop digging
Best way to find dog sh*t in the yard is to go barefooted
Best time to leave home is when she has a gun and PMS
This little bird was lazy and tired of flying south every winter
So he got to thinking
If all the other little birds go south, I should have enough food to get by till spring
So all the other birds flew south and life was good
Come February right in the middle of a big ice storm he ran out of food
Well heck I gotta do it. I gotta fly south, I'm starving
He flew and flew and flew and then it happened
His wings froze up and he crash landed in a race horse farm in Kentucky
He landed on a little hay so it didnt kill him
Well that wasn't so bad he thought
About that time a race horse came by and took a big race horse sh*t on him
Well this is bad he thought, First I nearly starve, then I freeze up and crash land
and now This race horse sh*ts on me
Then he notices he race horse sh*t is thawing him out and he is warm again
He gets so excited that he sticks his head out the top of the race horse sh*t
and starts singing
A cat sleeping in the barn hears him singing and climbs now and digs him out
and eats him
3 morals to this story
1. Everyone that shits on you is not your enemy
2. When you have been sh*t on, don't sing about it
3. Everyone that gets you out of a pile of sh*t is not always your friend