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    THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER !

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    THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER !

    Post by spartman on Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:27 pm


    No wonder this guy is the boss, he is sharp! You can't be any fairer than this guy...

    Dear Employees:

    As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President,
    and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
    But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
    we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

    This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

    So, this is what I did.

    I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars
    and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.

    I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

    They voted for change... I gave it to them.


    I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.


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    Re: THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER !

    Post by Admin on Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:39 pm

    that would seem fair to me study


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    Re: THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER !

    Post by willowbilly3 on Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:28 am

    Good one Spart!! I just love bitter justice.

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