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A gas station in Georgia was
trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying,
"Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled
in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex..
The owner told him to pick a
number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed the number correctly, he
would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no
sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck,
along with his buddy Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the
same story, and asked him to guess the correct
number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the
proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex
this time."
As they were driving away, the
redneck said to Bubba "I think that game is rigged and he
doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't,
Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last
week."
trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying,
"Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled
in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex..
The owner told him to pick a
number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed the number correctly, he
would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no
sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck,
along with his buddy Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the
same story, and asked him to guess the correct
number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the
proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex
this time."
As they were driving away, the
redneck said to Bubba "I think that game is rigged and he
doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't,
Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last
week."
