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    Post by spartman Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:17 am

    A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three
    mugs of Bud.

    He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.


    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
    "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is
    in Colorado .

    When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember
    the days when we drank together.

    So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."


    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.


    He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
    "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains,
    "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

    "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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    Post by Admin Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:05 am

    bless u for making the print larger--i love my brothers--lol
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    Post by spartman Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:13 am

    Not sure why it was so small to start with.

    If you need it bigger (yeah thats what she said) let me know.
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    Post by willowbilly3 Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:37 am

    Funny joke. Only with Texicans it would be Lone Star, but you could change it to Lakota and Bud. lol

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