old guys

Old guys are so considerate!

I was in the supermarket the other day,pushing a cart around,when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence.I'm looking for my wife, too.

I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

So,I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old,tall,with blonde hair,green eyes,long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts,a halter top and no bra.

What does your wife look like?"

I said: "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.




oh scarlett--where are u?????

Yessiree you can just call me Mr. Helpfuloldguy.

i guess those boys need the costco diet to increase their tracking abilities

I went to the grand opening of the Costco in Rockwall.
My gf and i were just going to check it out and then go out for dinner
We ate so many samples while there we got full and didnt go out for dinner
I think they do that most weekends so are going to try it again

CJ,s 67 F100 wrote:

I went to the grand opening of the Costco in Rockwall.
My gf and i were just going to check it out and then go out for dinner
We ate so many samples while there we got full and didnt go out for dinner
I think they do that most weekends so are going to try it again

Is that like a redneck date? Take her to costco to eat samples? That's Larry the Cable Guy material right there.

I ran that by her and your in deep do do JD