Monster truck show tonight

Going with my better half and her son and his familiy to the monster truck show/race tonight
Its at the new Cowboy stadium
He wants to take us to dinner at Saltgrass across the street first
Can't decide if I'd rather jackoff a mountain lion with a handfull of grass burrs or this
Hmmmmmm guess I'll go against my better judgement. be less blood this way and PETA won't be pissed at me
I,ll take the camera so JD can pull his hair out posting them

earplugs

If they find out your mom and dad aren't related to each other they won't let you in, unless you have a mullet haircut or can prove you're dating your first cousin..

I took earplugs for Judy and I
No Mullet but I am dating my mothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, 1/2 removed by divorce daughter
Has most of her teeth. Fine specimen of a woman, still has a few little quirks but the whiskey therapy is helping with that, here is a link to her pic WB whatcha think?
https://s1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee390/powerstrokef250_4x4/

Oh, I think she could take me anywhere without much resistance.

Dont leave to much to the imagination does it?

She looks like shes got enough silicon up top to reseal my timing cover gasket though.

that's just gross

why, i wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole

but........







since i don't have a ten ft pole