The Great TP mystery

Need a little help here, Been married a few times, cohabitated a few times and woman
can't put a new roll of TP on the darn roller.
These are educated, smart woman. What's up with this?
They say well you use it too
Yea I use a roll a month not in two days
So I put a new roll on when its my turn and thats once a month
The other 14 rolls is her job
His and hers rolls when I build a new house is how its gonna be
Locking mine up

Her begging and pleading. That I'd like to see.

I thought it was only me that had that problem.

so--do you put it on "over" or "under"????


i can relate--that is why i built my own custom made TP stand--toploader

don't forget to put that seat down and if the dog slobbers on the seat, you will get the blame for that too, you no aiming son of a gun

JD, We are "over" people. lol
I don't have to worry about the lid as she puts it up when she's finished
My X Bitched about the seat all the time
One morning she really went off about falling in last night
I told her if she was to stupid to check the seat thats what you get
Might have contributed to the X factor don't cha know:[url=http://ww

:[url=http://ww ---the "fall in's" are hilarious---that moment -- just between when you "commit" and when you realize "oh, crap"----kodak moments

my custom bunn fodder feeder is vertical, which eliminates the over/under dilemma

My last ex could kill a roll in one visit to the can. What the hell do they do with it? I told her I was going to need high speed bearings in the asswipe roller. At least she was an over person. Under just makes no sense at all.

I started to say HTF do you do it sideways JD
Then I reread it

Got my new roll on the 1st and I'm NOT putting another one on this month lest I get a case on Montezuma's revenge lol
Its just the third and already I find a new roll sitting on top of the empty roll
I can't for the best of me figure this out
If I had any hair I'd pull it out