Tractor humor


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    Tractor humor

    Post by willowbilly3 on Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:55 pm

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
    door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
    old green John Deere.

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
    off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
    hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
    overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

    Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
    stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
    his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya
    doing, Billy Bob?"

    "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
    obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

    "See, me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
    d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
    a tractor."


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    Re: Tractor humor

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