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    Post by spartman on Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:49 pm

    The difference between a fool and a damned fool, is that the fool knows when to stop.
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    Post by CJ,s 67 F100 on Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:43 am


    I learned years ago that it is foolish to scold
    I have enough trouble overcoming my own limitations without fretting
    over the fact that God has not seen fit to distribute evenly the gift of intelligence.
    John Wanamaker
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    Post by spartman on Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:30 pm

    May you shortly find yourself in a leaky boat without a paddle, and may your mother be unsuccessful in attracting help as she runs barking along the shore.

    Amen.
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    Post by CJ,s 67 F100 on Tue May 03, 2011 1:58 pm

    A new sales quote this morning
    Do what everyone else does and you have what everyone else has
    Do more than everyone else and you have all you ever dreamed of
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    Post by CJ,s 67 F100 on Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:35 am

    Don't over think it. If it looks like a turd, smells like a turd and acts like a turd, she's probably a turd
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    Post by spartman on Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:56 am

    I am never wrong.
    I thought I was once, but I wasnt.
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    Post by CJ,s 67 F100 on Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:57 am


    “Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”

    “Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.”

    “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”

    “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”

    “Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.”

    “Meanness don't just happen overnight.”

    “Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”

    “Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”

    “It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.”

    “You cannot unsay a cruel word.”

    “Every path has a few puddles.”

    “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”

    “The best sermons are lived, not preached.”

    “Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.”

    “Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    “Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”

    “Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back,
    you'll enjoy it a second time.

    “Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”

    “Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”

    “If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.”

    “Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    “The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches
    you from the mirror every mornin'.”

    “Always drink upstream from the herd.”

    “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
    judgment.”

    “Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back
    in.”

    “If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
    somebody else's dog around.”

    “Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the
    rest to God.”

    “Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
    just kill you.”

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