sage advice--add yours

The difference between a fool and a damned fool, is that the fool knows when to stop.

I learned years ago that it is foolish to scold
I have enough trouble overcoming my own limitations without fretting
over the fact that God has not seen fit to distribute evenly the gift of intelligence.
John Wanamaker

May you shortly find yourself in a leaky boat without a paddle, and may your mother be unsuccessful in attracting help as she runs barking along the shore.

Amen.

A new sales quote this morning
Do what everyone else does and you have what everyone else has
Do more than everyone else and you have all you ever dreamed of

Don't over think it. If it looks like a turd, smells like a turd and acts like a turd, she's probably a turd

I am never wrong.
I thought I was once, but I wasnt.

“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”

“Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.”

“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”

“A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”

“Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.”

“Meanness don't just happen overnight.”

“Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”

“Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”

“It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.”

“You cannot unsay a cruel word.”

“Every path has a few puddles.”

“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”

“The best sermons are lived, not preached.”

“Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.”

“Don't judge folks by their relatives.

“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”

“Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time.

“Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”

“Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.”

“Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches
you from the mirror every mornin'.”

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
judgment.”

“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back
in.”

“If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.”

“Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the
rest to God.”

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you.”